That’s me

Today’s another extremely hot one.. and I’m in dire need of a tan ( yeah right ) so, instead of laying out in the sweltering sun, I opted to get nakie in a tanning bed.. Proof pics below Who likes tan lines, anyways? Well, maybe some of you do.. but, I most certainly don’t. There’s no buzz kill like a hot girl, tight tan body.. she’s seductively stripping out of her clothes.. bra comes off and you get two ghastly white boobies. I guess it could be like seeing two girls get naked for the price of one.. but, bleh. No tan lines on this girl.

Just as I thought my driving experience could get no worse after hitting two parked cars in the span of a few weeks.. I’m driving and I’m noticing that my normally smooth ride is loud and bumpy. Two guys in a truck beside me started honking like crazy.. I’m like ” Yeah, yeah.. I have boobs.. get over it ”.. Until I look over and he mouths the words ” You have a flat tire!! ”.. LOL .. burst my bubble. I felt like the little engine that could trying to get to the nearest auto repair going 10MPH with my hazzards on. Flat tires get a thumbs down from me.

Until next time,
Smooches <3
Carmen